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Penis Pasta 7oz
100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers! Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina. Please Note: This product contains wheat. Explore other customer-favorite products: Bathmate HYDROMAX from Bathmate
Candy G-String
Stop the fighting about where to go for dinner, and opt to eat in (or out) with this oh-so-sweet candy thong. Made from the same tasty candy as retro edible necklaces, these novelty panties are ideal for adding some delicious fun to foreplay. Ingredients: Dextrose Modified Maize Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Salts of Fatty Acids, Acid, Citric Acid, Flavoring, Colors: Blue 1 (E133), Yellow 5 (E102), Red 40(E129).
Candy Posing Pouch
Provide a delicious dessert to follow your meat and two veg with this candy posing pouch. The perfect novelty gift for any man with a sweet tooth and a hot body, this skimpy garment is elasticized to fit most waistbands, and package sizes. Perfect for bachelor parties, Valentine's Day and spur-of-the-moment surprise gifts, this confectionery novelty is a surefire way to raise a giggle. Please note: This product contains wheat.
Candy Nipple Tassels
Get set to unleash one sweet shimmy with these temptingly tasty edible nipple tassels. Formed from candy 'beads', with the adhesive pasties sitting neatly over your nipple, these appetizing accessories make a wonderful gift or a fun addition to lingerie. Ingredients: Dextrose, Modified Maize Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Salts of Fatty Acids, Citric Acid, Flavoring. Colors: Blue 1 (E133), Yellow 5 (E102), Red 40 (E129).
Candy Bra
Stave off the post-coital munchies and look ravishing at the same time in this super-sweet edible candy bra. Made of the same candy 'beads' and elasticized strapping as your old-school candy store edible necklaces, looking tasty has never been so literal. Ingredients: Dextrose, Modified Maize Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Salts of Fatty Acids, Citric Acid, Flavorings. Colors: Blue 1 (E133), Yellow 5 (E102), Red 40(E129).
Candy Cock Ring
Want something to sweeten up your sexy striptease? Look no further than this lip-smacking elasticized candy cock ring that'll look mighty pretty on any manhood. Just find someone to nibble it off! This novelty candy love ring set is guaranteed to raise a laugh in the bedroom. There are three rings in each pack, so you can wear them one at a time or triple the fun with all three at once. The one size fits most rings are great for foreplay - try licking and nibbling at the candy for some sweet sensations. Each cock ring is 1 inch in internal diameter and will stretch up to 2 inches. Please Note: This item is a novelty and does not come in different sizes. Ingredients: Dextrose, Modified Maize Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Salts of Fatty Acids, Citric Acid, Flavorings. Colors: Blue 1 (E133), Yellow 5 (E102), Red 40 (E129).